Is it Time to Stop Being a FIFA Fanboy?

"The faster tempo in FIFA is fine if you're into online play, since most gamers like to get in as many games as possible in a short amount of time. You can slow the game down if you're playing solo, but there still is an arcade-like pace to it.

I look forward to playing PES for the first time this year & try a different brand of football gaming for once."

Philip Morris is Run by Gutless Cowards (VIDEO)

Watch the original video here: http://bit.ly/THD7g5

PHOTO CREDITS:

The smoke that cures a cough @0:25 - http://bit.ly/WcVbl5
Call for Philip Morris @0:27 - http://bit.ly/SQBgaD
Cigarettes in hamburger @0:30 - http://bit.ly/RmgZX7
Philip Morris, The Throat Tested Cigarette @ 0:34 - http://bit.ly/K9xz8r

(DISCLAIMER: Yes, I clearly violated copyright laws by posting a cigarette commercial that the Philip Morris Nazis took down w/merit. As a YouTube partner w/monetization privileges, I knew exactly what I was doing & was fully aware of the risks. Although there is a point to all this, that should tell you whether or not this is meant to be taken seriously.)

VIDEO: Shame on You, Penn State

Shame on those who are more outraged at the NCAA punishment than the crime that made it possible.

I "Like" Death.

I find it awkward when I see the number of "likes" on a YouTube video about death, disasters, destruction, etc. I ask myself what is it they "like" about a video... maybe it's the quality of the report, or it's something more morbid. Do you "like" disasters, the destruction, or people dying? I mean, how do you "like" a video entitled, "Storms Kill 10, Cause Wide Power Outages"?

This is why I miss the 5-star rating system YouTube used to have. The whole like/dislike system is just too simplistic & sends mixed messages depending on the video. You're asking me to like/dislike a news video about people dying? Of course I'm going to dislike it, because dying sucks.

Cry Me a River, David Ortiz

ESPNBoston: David Ortiz tired of negative reports

You play Major League Baseball at the highest level, in a major media market, in front of the sport's most passionate fan base.  You're like gods to everyone & everything you say & do gets scrutinized a hundredfold. With that comes extreme highs & extreme lows. When things are great, it's heaven on earth. When things suck, it can be a "sh-t hole", as Big Papi so elequently put it. Either way, you're at the center of the baseball universe.

Now that the Boston Red Sox aren't as dominant or as lovable as they used to be, you tell us you're tired of all the negativity, that "people need to leave us alone and let us play ball". Awwwww.

Earth to Ortiz: You do know this is your tenth year in Boston, right? It's not like you were born yesterday. No one with an ounce of common sense is buying this "woe is us" nonsense. You know exactly what you signed up for when you seek the highest level of fame, prestige, & the challenge that goes with it.

So f-ckin' play ball. And win some more games. That's what you're f-ckin' paid to do anyway. Nobody's stopping you from doing your day job. You don't get paid extra to be a publicity hound.


Shameless plug: The Boston Red Sox 2011 Chokejob

Dan Savage Must Love Harleys

MEDIAITE: Dan Savage Calls Gay Conservative Group GOProud 'House Faggots' for Romney Endorsement

Yes, it's OK to slander your fellow gays when they don't conform to your political views. So what if that makes you just another hypocritical little faggot*? After all, those little gay Republican p-ssies deserve it for even daring to be a minority within a minority, regardless of its futility.

* And by "faggot", I'm going by the South Park definition. BRRUB BRRUB BRRUB BRRUB BRRUB!!!

WWE Raw Live Blog (04-02-2012): The Night After Rasslemania

Welcome to the inaugural WWE Raw Live Blog: The Post-Wrestlemania edition! Updated live as the show progresses, with pictures past & present, & a few historic references. (Yes, I know it's tape delayed in the West Coast & it's not really "live" at this point. Haven't read any spoilers yet. So shut up.)